Say It With Your Chest.
Funny, sassy, slightly unhinged apparel for people who were told to use their inside voice and politely declined.
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Herd favorites
Social Battery: Do Not Resuscitate Tee
From $21.99
Petty, but Make It Professional Hoodie
From $41.99
Sweet Tea & Sarcasm Tee
From $21.99
Officially Vintage, Still Running Tee
From $21.99
Proud Guncle: Fun Uncle, Better Outfits Hoodie
From $41.99
Not Speeding, Just Qualifying Tee
From $21.99
Sweet Tea & Sarcasm Hoodie
From $41.99Knit sweaters by Nov 15. Don't test us.
Ugly Christmas sweaters are knit to order, so order by the cutoff for Christmas delivery. Printed tees & hoodies? You've got until Dec 11.
Cutoff passed. Gift card? Still very thoughtful.
Cutoffs are estimates for US addresses, standard shipping.
Ugly sweater season
Naughty List Team Captain Long Sleeve Tee
From $33.99
Naughty List Team Captain Crewneck Sweatshirt
From $34.99
Naughty List Team Captain Hoodie
From $41.99
Naughty List Team Captain Tee
From $21.99Hairby
attitude
For stylists who fix hair, not attitudes.
Twelve hours on your feet, three color corrections, one client who "just wants a trim." You've earned a shirt that says it for you.
- Soft enough for a double shift
- Bleach-adjacent humor, zero bleach stains
- Salon-team bundles in Couples & Crews
Made to order
Printed or knit just for you. No warehouse of leftovers, only fresh sass.
Premium blanks
Bella+Canvas, Comfort Colors & Gildan. Soft enough to start drama in.
Easy misprint fixes
Misprint or damage? Send a photo within 30 days and we reprint or refund.
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Meet the Mule.
Mouthy Mule started with one stubborn idea: you should be able to wear what you're thinking without having to say it out loud. (Though we fully support saying it out loud.) Born in the Lowcountry, raised on sweet tea and side-eye, we make shirts, hoodies, jackets and gloriously ugly sweaters for the petty, the fabulous, the overbooked and the unbothered.
Stubborn? Yes. Sorry? Not even a little.
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